This year the Sisters will celebrate their 30th Anniversary and everybody - yes, EVERYBODY - needs to go out to Dolores Park on Easter Sunday, April 12th, and celebrate!
Here are the details:
When: Easter Sunday, April 12, 2009. It all starts at 11 AM, but come earlier if you want a spot on the grass.
Where: Dolores Park ()
Transportation: your best bet is to take the SFMTA (Muni) lightrail line, the J-Church. You can board the J-Church underground all along Market Street. You will be delivered directly to Dolores Park. It's door-to-door service. Get the J-Church schedule here. Go to the main SFMTA (Muni) web site.
What: Events will include the famous Hunky Jesus Contest. Want to enter the contest? Strip-down, get into your loin cloth and contact the Sisters. They're ready for you!
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Watch part of the . (YouTube)
Another popular event is the Easter Bonnet Contest. Queen Elizabeth would feel right at home with all the wild and wonderful chapeaux. There will also be a Children's Contest for the wee folks. Dolores Park is big and there will be appropriate activities for children in areas set apart from the parade of Jesuses.
Who: You will find pioneers and leaders of the LGBT community, members of the SF Board of Supervisors, SF city department heads, gay and lesbian SF police officers and sheriff's deputies, families with their children, defrocked priests, ripped-ab studs, hoards of hot boys and girls, lonely altarboys, a few old trolls and some tourists who come to enjoy Easter in the park with the good Sisters. Bring your cameras, people - YouTube is depending on you!
30th Anniversary: This year is the 30th Anniversary of the worldwide Order of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence. The Motherhouse, where the order was born, is right here in San Francisco. More than 150 sisters will represent chapters from around the world.
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Rules: No booze in the park and no drunks allowed. If you're going to smoke pot, please don't blow it in anybody's face unless they want you to. Religious fanatics, church maniacs, homophobes, hate-mongers and Republicans will be stuffed into trash barrels and rolled into the bay. Everybody else is very warmly invited.
Jackhammer Jesus Dildo. Be ready! - - - Get yours now!
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If you want the perfect accessory for your Easter outfit, try the Jackhammer Jesus Dildo. If you're not a Jesus Freak, try the more ecumenical God's Immaculate Rod. Jews will likely prefer the Moses Dildo while Buddhists will almost surely want to meditate to the inner joy of Buddha's Delight. Learn more at: Want a Jackhammer Jesus Dildo?
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